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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2010, 08:39:01 PM »
Nothing about jelly donuts, guinea pigs, or cannons?  Bogus data!
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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2010, 01:22:33 AM »
Nope. Just the usual crap, that Greaser's Palace needs to use for "SEO".

I wonder if we can get Greaser's Palace into our search list..............

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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2010, 11:26:30 AM »
"why does jocko homo have no sound" ............. this crack me up  ;D

Perhaps people are just searching this (see notice): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDPDaphgR3k

Another thing that cracks me up...some Swedish humour: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339230/. Donuts, cannons and shooting inside  :D
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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2010, 05:47:04 PM »
OK................makes some sense now. No idea why they would cripple the audio. You can't hear Booji Boy say "Oh, Dad..............we are all Devo!"

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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2010, 05:48:46 PM »
Hmmm..................lame-ass Swedish meatball attempt at:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247745/

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"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
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"Sir?"
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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2010, 03:53:53 PM »
Folks, we just gone blown out of the water!

Check out the latest search stats:

1    7    20.00%    uskok preamplifier
2    3    8.57%    jocko homo
3    2    5.71%    blowtorch preamp
4    2    5.71%    blowtorch preamplifier
5    2    5.71%    blowtorch schematic
6    2    5.71%    jc blowtorch schematics
7    2    5.71%    john curl's blowtorch preamplifier part ii schematic
8    1    2.86%    blowtorch preamp schematics
9    1    2.86%    blowtorch preamplifier schematics
10    1    2.86%    cd preamplifier schematics
11    1    2.86%    commander preamp
12    1    2.86%    homo website
13    1    2.86%    homo-noide
14    1    2.86%    homo.net
15    1    2.86%    jockohomoe.net
16    1    2.86%    john curl audio
17    1    2.86%    john curl capacitors
18    1    2.86%    john curl's ctc pcb
19    1    2.86%    membership names
20    1    2.86%    oscillation sound gate stopper

OK, this doesn't really hurt as, as:

We are #5, on the search list. And the "uskok preamplifier" is a clone of the Blowtorch preamplifier.

(I hope Tater Head is reading this, and finds his copies of how to make a Blowtorch.)

Jocko
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"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2010, 11:01:36 PM »
Kick me in my ugly stupid fat ass, but I don't understand all this circus and hunt for Blowtorch schematic.

People interested in BT schematic should start reading Borbely's articles The New Frontiers, Part 1 and Part 2 and start bulding things like this http://www.raylectronics.nl/outputstage_en.html to understand basics.

Then proceed to this http://www.borbelyaudio.com/pics/305borbely-new.pdf to understand about cascoding JFETs.

Quick look on Pavel Macura Audio page http://web.telecom.cz/macura/diyaudio/jfetdist.htm should clear things out.

Another look on Uskok preamplifier http://www.moxtone.com/Uskok.htm and after that everything should be crystall clear  ;D

If they are not satisfied, some early John Curl's designs can be found here: http://www.marklev.com/JC2/index.html and after that they should be able to design Blowtorch by themself, no need to hunt down John Curl for schematics  ;D ;D  ;D

Power supply design left for another time.
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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2010, 04:31:52 PM »
DIYers are really lazy. Not only do they want the schematics, they want them all in a nice, tidy package. Too much work to go out and find something that will help them understand how it works, and make their own version.

I summed it up, before. So, here it is, again, in one nice tidy package:

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Some of you not only want the Seafood Platter of the Day, but you want someone to shovel the food into your mouth. What are you going to ask for next: have us chew it for you before we shovel it into your mouth?

Pretty much sums up what I think of audio DIYers, and why I can not stand to deal with them, any further.

No, nothing wrong with you. you have a brain, and are not afraid to use it.

Or calculate how much Miller feedback loads down the input Z of a circuit. You will recall, we got answers that ranged from "not at all" to "that only applies to op-amps". In-friggin'-credible.

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"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2010, 07:03:59 PM »
"Or calculate how much Miller feedback loads down the input Z of a circuit."

Why would how we feel about beer change the sleepiness factor of some kind of circuit?
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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2010, 05:08:59 PM »
Who drinks Miller? Or Bud. Or Lite. Or Oly.

Here they are, back again: (L-R.............Oly, Miller, Lite, Bud-ski.)



"Howcum that pig has a wooden leg?"

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"Take him out and shoot him."
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"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2010, 05:11:16 PM »
Couldn't resist posting the latest count...............

Top 20 of 25 Total Search Strings
#    Hits    Search String
1    7    16.28%    uskok preamplifier
2    5    11.63%    www.moxtone.com
3    3    6.98%    blowtorch schematic
4    3    6.98%    jocko homo
5    2    4.65%    blowtorch preamp
6    2    4.65%    blowtorch preamplifier
7    2    4.65%    jc blowtorch schematics
8    2    4.65%    john curl's blowtorch preamplifier part ii schematic
9    1    2.33%    blowtorch preamp schematics
10    1    2.33%    blowtorch preamplifier schematic
11    1    2.33%    blowtorch preamplifier schematics
12    1    2.33%    cd preamplifier schematics
13    1    2.33%    commander preamp
14    1    2.33%    homo website
15    1    2.33%    homo-noide
16    1    2.33%    homo.net
17    1    2.33%    jockohomoe.net
18    1    2.33%    john curl audio
19    1    2.33%    john curl capacitors
20    1    2.33%    john curl's ctc pcb

Jocko
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2010, 03:57:43 PM »
There is a new wrinkle, in our "what do people search for" contest. Seems that they are now Googling, the dreaded blowtorch preamp schematics thread by.......................

The forum's topic #. (Which is #17, in case any of you are interested. Which, you really shouldn't be.) But, anyway, that thread seems to be taking on a life of its own.

Which goes to prove me point: who needs SEO, when you have the right meta words. Pick the right one, and you can create a forum, out of thin air.

Even if it is based on a charade.

I still hate you guys.
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2010, 02:16:53 PM »
It just keeps getting betterer an' betterer..................!

1    7    12.73%    uskok preamplifier
2    5    9.09%    www.moxtone.com
3    4    7.27%    blowtorch schematic
4    3    5.45%    jocko homo
5    2    3.64%    blowtorch preamp
6    2    3.64%    blowtorch preamplifier
7    2    3.64%    homo website
8    2    3.64%    http://jockohomo.net/forum/index.phptopic=17.0
9    2    3.64%    jc blowtorch schematics
10    2    3.64%    john curl's blowtorch preamplifier part ii schematic
11    1    1.82%    blow torch pre amp
12    1    1.82%    blowtorch pre amp schematic
13    1    1.82%    blowtorch preamp pbc
14    1    1.82%    blowtorch preamp schematics
15    1    1.82%    blowtorch preamplifier schematic
16    1    1.82%    blowtorch preamplifier schematics
17    1    1.82%    cd preamplifier schematics
18    1    1.82%    commander preamp
19    1    1.82%    distortion john curl
20    1    1.82%    fun things to do with a blowtorch


And before I forget...................."hi" to someone special in Sweden!
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2010, 05:23:49 AM »
Haven't looked at the stats in a while, but this is a good one. I think.

1    5    20.00%    blowtorch ctc
2    2    8.00%    blowtorch pcb
3    2    8.00%    jfet cascode input preamplifier
4    2    8.00%    john curl blowtorch preamplifier schematic
5    2    8.00%    john curl blowtorch schematic
6    1    4.00%    audio preamps schematics
7    1    4.00%    blowtorch preamplifier
8    1    4.00%    http://jockohomo.net/forum/index.phptopic=25.15
9    1    4.00%    jocko homo
10    1    4.00%    jockohomo
11    1    4.00%    john curl blowtorch preamplifier
12    1    4.00%    john iverson eagle
13    1    4.00%    preamplifier blowtorch
14    1    4.00%    vendetta preamp
15    1    4.00%    what can you do with a jocko homos head
16    1    4.00%    why audiophiles hate

Hmmm................14 people (if not more) are interested in schematics for the Blowtorch preamp. (Hope they weren't disappointed!) And one wants to know what to do with my head.

I would prefer that you leave it attached to my body, thank you very much.

I realize many of you out there wish that I would give myself a lobotomy, with a rusty drill bit. But, it ain't gonna happen! So, just get used to me annoying you, at every opportunity.

Of course, it would be easier for you to just avoid this place, but somehow, you just can't seem to be able to do so. Can you?

"Have a nice day!"

NOT!
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2010, 09:57:31 PM »
Two people want to remove my head, and something dastardly to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1    5    16.67%    blowtorch ctc
2    2    6.67%    blowtorch pcb
3    2    6.67%    jfet cascode input preamplifier
4    2    6.67%    jocko homo audio
5    2    6.67%    john curl blowtorch preamplifier schematic
6    2    6.67%    john curl blowtorch schematic
7    2    6.67%    what can you do with a jocko homos head
8    1    3.33%    audio preamps schematics
9    1    3.33%    blowtorch preamp
10    1    3.33%    blowtorch preamplifier
11    1    3.33%    http://jockohomo.net/forum/index.phptopic=25.15
12    1    3.33%    jocko homo
13    1    3.33%    jockohomo
14    1    3.33%    john curl blowtorch preamplifier
15    1    3.33%    john iverson eagle
16    1    3.33%    membership names
17    1    3.33%    preamplifier blowtorch
18    1    3.33%    vendetta preamp
19    1    3.33%    why audiophiles hate
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"