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Gen. Dreedle

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1wkfJY3AZM

Now, if there was just some way to make Lead Zeppelin tolerable......

(And no, I don't mean Dread Zeppelin.)
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: If you hated the last one..............don't ask who sent me this one!
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2017, 11:13:40 AM »
Must be slipping................no one has sent me any hate mail yet.

Oh, well, better step it up a notch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7kFfLRcHjU
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: If you hated the last one..............don't ask who sent me this one!
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2017, 11:33:06 AM »



"Finish up that quarter pound
And all that beef we have to find.
Need to grow cows faster, faster
Faster, faster all the time.

All day long we slaughter things
Trying to make you satisfied.
We use feed that grows a cow
Or chicken more than twice its size.

CAN YOU HELP ME?
SCRATCH THE TUMOR ON MY BRAIN!
Oh, yeah..............

We've found ways to feed cows scraps
Of other cows that get left behind.
Some go mad and some feel real
Happiness and some go blind.

Drink a Coke and stooper size
Your order and get extra fries.
Happiness your child will feel.
When he eats his CRAPPY meal.

And so as you hear these words
Of our processed cows and birds.
Eat and drink and enjoy life.
We don't need a fork or knife.

We got a pair of buns."


"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: If you hated the last one..............don't ask who sent me this one!
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2017, 11:33:47 AM »
If that one doesn't annoy the hell out of someone.................I dunno..........might have to give up.................
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: If you hated the last one..............don't ask who sent me this one!
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2017, 09:23:26 AM »
Well...........not quite the reaction I was hoping for..........

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It was pretty funny.

I watched half of it.  Enough

Bit like weird AL but not as good

Well, ok, but................

Needed to ramp it up, a bit.

My response:

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Maybe not, but still better than Black Sabbath!

That did it!

Can't post what he responded with (well, I could, if I wanted to), but since NO ONE here (other than me, for obvious reasons) knows the irate drunk that wrote that........well, no point in rubbing it in his nose.

Especially since he is not talking to me now!

Mission accomplished.

(After he drinks enough beer, he will forget about it. He always does!)

Who can I annoy next........................?
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: If you hated the last one..............don't ask who sent me this one!
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2017, 09:27:41 AM »
I remember when that crappy album came out. A few of us malcontent engineers were sitting around, riffing on how crude it sounded.

"Man, if we had only learned to play guitar, when we were kids. We could easily do something that crappy."
"No, instead we had to fart around with model rockets and ham radio stuff. What were we thinking?"

(Not to mention possibly experimenting with homemade explosives..................maybe................) ;D

"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"