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Gen. Dreedle

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Keep Austin weird!
« on: May 17, 2017, 07:07:14 PM »
Or, this latest generation are all perpetual losers.................................

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4513584/Austin-man-sues-woman-date-texting.html

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Is this the worst first date in the galaxy? Austin man, 37, sues his date for $17.31 because she was texting while they watched Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2

    Brandon Vezmar, 37, from Austin, Texas, sued his date last Thursday for $17.31
    He says his reasoning for the claim is because she was texting during Guardians of the Galaxy - and the amount he's suing for is the price of a movie ticket
    Vezmar said his date's texting was a 'direct violation' of the policy at the theater and that his experience was 'adversely' affected by it
    'Oh my God. This is crazy,' said his date, who asked that she not be named
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"