Author Topic: Probably none of our business.............  (Read 36322 times)

seagreen

  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • View Profile
Re: Probably none of our business.............
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2010, 03:50:47 AM »
Quote:

Dreyfuss: Idiot!
Clouseau: How was I to know he was the bank manager?
Dreyfuss: (Sarcastic) How were you to know the bank was being robbed?
Clouseau: That is correct.
Dreyfuss: What is correct?
Clouseau: I did not know the bank was being robbed because I was engaged in my sworn duty as a police officer.
Dreyfuss: You didn't even arrest the old beggar.
Clouseau: There was some question as to whether the beggar or his minkey was breaking the leu (law).
Dreyfuss: 'Minkey'?
Clouseau: What?
Dreyfuss: You said 'minkey'!
Clouseau: That is correct, yes. Chimpanzee minkey. So I let them both off with a warning.
Dreyfuss: The beggar was the lookout man for the gang!
Clouseau: That is impossible.
Dreyfuss: Why?
Clouseau: He was blind. How can a blind man be a lookout?
Dreyfuss: How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!
Clouseau: It's very simple. All he has to do is enlist...
No double blind testing was used in the making of this post.

MystereoN

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • The Brave die once, a coward dies a thousand times
    • View Profile
Re: Probably none of our business.............
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2010, 04:09:30 AM »
Quote:

Inspector Clouseau walks down the sidewalk. He encounters a man standing there with a small dog.
Clouseau: Pardon me; does your dog bite?
Man: Why no...
Dog chomps savagely onto Clouseau's leg.
Clouseau: AIEEEE! I thought you said your DOG does not BITE!
Man (totally deadpan): That's not my dog.
Never argue with a fool,
they will drag you down to their level,
then beat you with their experience!!!

Gen. Dreedle

  • Commander, Alabama wing, Confederate Air Farce
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • View Profile
Re: Probably none of our business.............
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2010, 09:41:33 AM »
OK, now we all know to sell all of our expensive lab gear, and just get more DMMs.

"Oh, bicycle repair man............how can we ever thank you?"

"No need to, Guv...............it's all in a day's work, for Bicycle Repair Man."

I think someone over there has been smoking way too much wackey tabackey. It seems to happen to folks who spend their entire adult life, hanging around at university. What else could explain such utter moron-ness?

(Maybe I should write "moron" in some obvious coded manner, just to show how intellectually superior I am.)

Jocko
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

seagreen

  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • View Profile
Re: Probably none of our business.............
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2010, 11:21:22 AM »
I think you may mean moronitude.  Seriously.  Or enciphered, lnrnmftuka.

Y'know, this used to be a pleasant and fun hobby.  Perhaps that was because all of my interactions with fellow DIY enthusiasts were via the telephone or in person.

No double blind testing was used in the making of this post.

Gen. Dreedle

  • Commander, Alabama wing, Confederate Air Farce
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • View Profile
Re: Probably none of our business.............
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2010, 07:00:45 PM »
Maybe we should take up a new hobby. Is it legal to shoot guinea pigs out of a cannon? Will PETA protest us?

Jocko
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

seagreen

  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • View Profile
No double blind testing was used in the making of this post.

seagreen

  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • View Profile
Re: Probably none of our business.............
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2010, 11:13:36 AM »
This shows the potential dangers of things like jelly donut cannon DBT testing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cfeTZNcA3g
No double blind testing was used in the making of this post.

Gen. Dreedle

  • Commander, Alabama wing, Confederate Air Farce
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • View Profile
Re: Probably none of our business.............
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2010, 01:02:52 PM »
SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is great. Not great enough to watch that retarded show, but might be the best waste of a good watermelon, since Gallagher.
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

seagreen

  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • View Profile
Re: Probably none of our business.............
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2010, 02:46:19 PM »
I discovered that while searching for previous art on DBT jelly donut testing.
No double blind testing was used in the making of this post.

Gen. Dreedle

  • Commander, Alabama wing, Confederate Air Farce
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • View Profile
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

MystereoN

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • The Brave die once, a coward dies a thousand times
    • View Profile
Re: Probably none of our business.............
« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2010, 05:56:53 AM »
Quote
OK. I sat and read every post in this thread. 200+ posts, countless hours of theoretical conjecture, and not one person other than the original poster and his compadre doing the excellent scope shots ever actually built and listened to the simplest and cheapest circuit ever proposed on DIYAudio.

Dunning–Kruger effect strikes again, but who is leprechaun's compadre???

Neverending story continues...
Never argue with a fool,
they will drag you down to their level,
then beat you with their experience!!!

Gen. Dreedle

  • Commander, Alabama wing, Confederate Air Farce
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • View Profile
Re: Probably none of our business.............
« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2010, 11:53:37 AM »
"We must repeat................."


Quote
I wish I was as smart as they think they are.

Not sure how pads are going to fix ground bounce, poor supply rejection and bypassing, crappy layout, etc. But, they are welcome to try. They may actually learn something.

(Only if I post it first, so they have something to copy.)
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

Gen. Dreedle

  • Commander, Alabama wing, Confederate Air Farce
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
    • View Profile
Re: Probably none of our business.............
« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2010, 12:20:18 PM »
HA! Check out this turd:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Native-24bit-96k-USB-Spdif-I2S-Converter-DAC-/160473208269?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item255cf2d5cd

"1ppm accuracy of TCXO 12.0 MHz to provide the lowest jitter master clock."

Well, what can you expect? They are Chinese. The ol' accuracy=low jitter myth.

Wonder what the jitter goes up to, once it goes through a PLL scheme, to get the actual sampling rate? (No, not really...........I have a good idea!)
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

MystereoN

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • The Brave die once, a coward dies a thousand times
    • View Profile
Re: Probably none of our business.............
« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2010, 04:03:08 PM »
Chinese marketing kvetch  ;)
Never argue with a fool,
they will drag you down to their level,
then beat you with their experience!!!

MystereoN

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • The Brave die once, a coward dies a thousand times
    • View Profile
Never argue with a fool,
they will drag you down to their level,
then beat you with their experience!!!