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"What is wrong with you people?"
« on: June 04, 2010, 08:07:02 AM »
OK, I know, you think this is another rant on why I can't stand DIYers.

Hate to disappoint you, but it isn't. (Stay tuned: one is probably not too far behind!) No, it is just about "what is wrong with you people" in general.

A person, that is unknown to everyone here (and will remain so), is the Yearbook adviser/instructor at a local middle school (7th- and 8th-grade, for those of you in Rio Linda.) This was their first year to do that. They were dropped into that position, after the staff was already in place. (The only thing I can think of worse than working with 7th-grade girls is to have to work with 7th-grade girls that you did not get to choose.)

Well, despite all of that, the Yearbook came out very well. The students all seemed to love it. The other teachers and faculty thought it looked good. Everyone had good things to say about it.

Except one parent.

Nope. Seems this miserable cretin was very upset that there were not enough "candid, action shots" of her precious little pookie. Mind you, she was not upset that there weren't enough photos of little pookie: just that they were not "candid action" photos.

Why was that so troubling?

Because there were several other "candid, action shots" of some other little pookie. My, my...............we have nothing better to do than kvetch our little pookie did not get represented as the perfect little jock. No, that honor went to some other spoiled little brat. So, little pookie will go through life, his fragile ego having been crushed, because when folks pull out the 8th-grade Yearbook, you won't find enough "candid, action shots" of him. No, that honor went to someone else. Who, by happenstance, will be propelled into an adulthood of unbridled success. All because he had more "candid, action shots", way back in 8th grade.

Ok..........so to the mother of poor little pookie...........................

What is wrong with you people?

Jocko
« Last Edit: June 05, 2010, 06:58:12 AM by Jocko »
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2010, 08:21:24 AM »
But, that is not the end of the story!

Nope, still there will be more.

Mother of poor little pookie was told that poor little pookie could bring back the Yearbook, and his money would be refunded.

"No, we want to keep the Yearbook."

Oh, so it really isn't that bad. You still want to keep it. Just kvetch, after the fact, that a bunch of 7th- and 8th-grade girls didn't capture the essence of little pookie in action. And the Yearbook adviser wasn't smart enough to know who should have been King Turd of Pooh Mountain, when it came to 8th-grade athletics.

Give me a break. You don't have anything more important to do with your life? Un-friggin' real.

OK, for those of you who may be more perceptive than the average reader, you will realize that next year, poor little pookie will be a Freshman in high school. Do you think the Seniors on the Yearbook staff are going to give a rat's rear end about how many "candid, action shots" there are of poor little pookie, on the Frosh jock pages. Really? Do you think they are really going to worry about that?

Maybe little pookie ought to have Mommy pin a note on his collar, so he can march down to the Yearbook staff, and present them with a warning from Mommy. Don't you think that will go over well? Especially with the Seniors, who won't be around to hear Mommy kvetch, yet again, one more year!

What really is wrong with you people?

Poor little pookie....................destined to a life of mediocrity, all because there were not enough "candid, action shots" of him in all of his little jock glory.

Wonder how he would handle something really serious. Like cancer.

Mommy will tell that nasty cancer to go away!

Jocko
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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"Yeah, just exactly what is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2010, 06:56:33 AM »
OK, I thought it was made clear:

Registration is disabled. You have to send an e-mail to the address that is posted.

OK, so far, the only people who have demonstrated they can read have also shown they don't understand.

Yes, hard to believe: the people who have figured out what that address is, and have sent an e-mail to it, are people I would not let join if my life depended on it.

OK, it doesn't, but my sanity does. Why on earth would people who give me crap on other forums want to join here? Mind you, by using "people", this implies that more than one person has done so. (I'm sure they are reading this, and are probably taking solace in knowing they are not the only person who has gotten on my nerves. Already. Thanks. I can not tell you how much I appreciate the thought. Now get lost, and don't bug me again!)

This begs other questions:

How did you find this place?
Why were you looking for it?
What were you looking for?
Why did you think you would find it here?
And just what the hell is your problem, anyway?

What is so fascinating about me and my quirks that it draws people I don't really care for, to search out all the details of my strange existence?

"What is wrong with you people?"

There is no wine, in Santa Vittoria.

Jocko
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2010, 01:42:57 PM »
Pookie, indeed.

The resident school teacher in the house teaches 6th grade.  (Imagine the kvetching I listen to...)

She has pointed out to me that in all her years of teaching at about that grade level, not a single college admissions person has ever checked up on the pookies of the world.  Not one.

It makes me think that college admissions people aren't doing a thorough enough job.  What else could it be?
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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2010, 03:11:07 PM »
Nope, still there will be more.

Hmm, were you a Procol Harum fan at one time?

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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2010, 04:16:15 PM »
"I'll blacken your Christmas, and piss on your door!
You'll cry out for mercy........still there will be more."

I dunno. Maybe.

"Oh, my son, life is like a bean stalk, isn't it?"

Jocko
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"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2010, 08:15:15 PM »
"Christmas isn't Christmas without a Swiss Colony Beef Log."

Jocko
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2010, 03:30:59 AM »
Both of these are available as ringtones!  Beat the rush before the holiday season - download yours now!
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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2010, 10:50:58 PM »
Here is one I don't get, on multiple levels.

I see Google searches for something called:

"powered by SMF"

I have no idea what that is all about. Even less how it finds "us".

But.................

If you add:

seafood watch (no quotation marks), on page 6, at the very bottom, there "we" are!

How desperate are you to look for something powered by SMF (yeah, I know "we" are a Simple Machine Forum), that you would scroll through 6 pages of worthless Google hits, just to see what we are all about? You mean we are so popular, more so than all the other SMF forums?

And seafood? (Yeah, it may have something to do with Blowtorch!), but once again, I ask:

"What is wrong with you people?"

Well, whatever it is, keep it up! Lots of free entertainment, for one and all.

Jocko

(BTW, something about "anal cavity search" is #3. Ick!)

(OK, I had to check it out.................probably just a run-of-the-mill butt-burglar porno flick.)
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"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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OK, I am really starting to worry about some of you people
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2010, 12:48:12 PM »
Specifically, some guy who is dangerously close to El Segundo.

Why would anyone Google "Because I hate you guys. I hate you guys so very, very much"?

Yet, one of you did.

And I am proud to announce we are #2 on Google. Higher than Southparkstuff.com!

So, in hopes of moving to Number 1, on yet another pointless Google search:

I hate you guys. I hate you guys, so very, very much. And I will not rest my tired Confederate bones until I am number one on every Google search. Because I hate you guys.

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Gen. Cartman Lee

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"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2010, 09:08:50 AM »
Continuing with our SMF theme....................

Powered by smf, and followed by each of the following:

pink floyd drawing

what are funny stuff for 30 years old

How 'bout.............

Funny stuff for 60 year old is to see how stupid 30 year old are. That funny to me. Ha, ha, you fall for joke. Shank you bery much.

Jocko

(BTW, not in Top 10 for first one, page 8 for second. There are some very strange forums out there. We are harmless old farts, by comparison.)

"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2010, 08:58:31 AM »
Just so you know I am not BS'ing you guys, the latest search results. (Which look about the same as most search results, with a few new twists.)

1    5    29.41%    jocko homo
2    3    17.65%    blowtorch preamplifier
3    3    17.65%    blowtorch preamplifier schematic
4    1    5.88%    because i hate you guys. i hate you guys so very very much
5    1    5.88%    homo website
6    1    5.88%    homo.net
7    1    5.88%    i hate audiophiles
8    1    5.88%    powered by smf pink floyd drawing
9    1    5.88%    powered by smf what are funny stuff for 30 years old

The "i hate audiophiles" is always a biggie. I wonder why.

"No, you don't, because you really do hate them!

Yeah, I do. Never mind.

Jocko
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: "What is wrong with you people?"
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2010, 11:24:18 AM »
Checked the stats, a few minutes ago. Thought this bunch was entertaining enough to share with all of you.

If, by all of you, you mean the dorks in Sweden who come here on a regular basis to be insulted.

Enjoy!

1    3    14.29%    jocko homo
2    2    9.52%    blowtorch preamp
3    2    9.52%    blowtorch schematic
4    2    9.52%    john curl's blowtorch preamplifier part ii schematic
5    1    4.76%    blowtorch preamp schematics
6    1    4.76%    blowtorch preamplifier schematics
7    1    4.76%    cd preamplifier schematics
8    1    4.76%    homo website
9    1    4.76%    homo-noide
10    1    4.76%    homo.net
11    1    4.76%    jockohomoe.net
12    1    4.76%    john curl audio
13    1    4.76%    john curl capacitors
14    1    4.76%    john curl's ctc pcb
15    1    4.76%    why does jocko homo have no sound
16    1    4.76%    www.jockohomo.com


Yeah, why does jocko homo have no sound?

Hmmm..............if there was only some way, to make of loop of Jackie Mason, saying "What are you................stupid or something?", over and over, as folks read this crap............

Something to contemplate. Too bad I am too stupid to know how to do it. Lucky for you guys!

Jocko
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"