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tommy_t

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The Troll Song
« on: December 12, 2012, 03:47:23 PM »
Great video here!

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Re: The Troll Song
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2012, 04:17:27 PM »
As messed up as the USA is, at least that isn't what passes for "light entertainment".

Actually, what we have is probably worse. Not as insipid, but low-life white trash, dressing their 4-year girls up as harlots, is pretty low.

Then there is that thing where they take a bunch of "guineas", from NY, and ship them to the next state over, and film them getting drunk, and heaving in public. (Among other things.)

"It's a sick world."
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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Re: The Troll Song
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2012, 04:20:24 PM »
Hey, speaking of Tommy T..............your namesake shows his butt, again:

http://texastech.247sports.com/Article/Tommy-Tuberville-left-visiting-recruits-at-the-dinner-table-106322

Where's that damn pine box?
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2012, 06:49:16 PM »
Not sure about that one since I don't follow sports at all.

Getting back to the video, maybe I'm just weird, but it had me laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair.  I just love the way that he doesn't even try to lip sync in some parts, but just stands there with that silly grin of his.  Maybe it was an intentional spoof.  And the way he kind of saunters around, making awkward gestures is just priceless.

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Re: The Troll Song
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2012, 10:06:56 PM »
You're not weird: you are just like us!

OK.........maybe you are weird. You actually bought your copy of Greaser's Palace. I just copied mine off of the TV..............

Yeah, that was funny. Was he grinning because he knew it was insipid, or because he was getting paid (I'm sure not much) to do that?

Now, if he thought he was cool, and didn't have to even try to make it not look so obvious...............

"You're a schmuck. If they had a contest for World's Biggest Schmuck, you would come in second. Because you are a schmuck!"

And though the crowd clapped desperately, they did not see the joke!

(Don't tell me you didn't see that one coming.)
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2012, 03:41:01 AM »
You guys are just Sour Sams!  That performance was great!

Anybody know where I can buy the BluRay and/or a hi resolution download?  Is there a complete album available?
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2012, 07:07:21 AM »
You guys are just Sour Sams!  That performance was great!

Anybody know where I can buy the BluRay and/or a hi resolution download?  Is there a complete album available?

I used the Firefox DownloadHelper plugin to download it to an MP4 file, but it's only 360p.  That plugin lists all available resolutions in a drop-down menu, so I think that's all there is.  I'm going to burn it to a DVD using the DVDFlick software.  I'm not sure whether the software displays the video at half-size when it upscales to 720p, or if it expands it to fit the screen.

I was thinking of doing some LSD, then watching the 10-hour version of the song.

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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2012, 07:51:47 AM »
An overdose of arsenic seems more appropriate.

Besides, real music is unamplified as performed in a real acoustic space, silly.  Like this:

http://youtu.be/6h4f77T-LoM
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2012, 09:27:22 AM »
You guys are just Sour Sams!  That performance was great!

Anybody know where I can buy the BluRay and/or a hi resolution download?  Is there a complete album available?

BluRay? HiRes? Only if you find some fat dago tart singing that.
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2012, 09:28:02 AM »
An overdose of arsenic seems more appropriate.

Besides, real music is unamplified as performed in a real acoustic space, silly.  Like this:

http://youtu.be/6h4f77T-LoM

Ah.............that's more like it!
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2012, 10:31:38 AM »
Hey!  She not only played at Carnegie Hall, but sold out weeks in advance.
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Re: The Troll Song
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2012, 12:17:56 PM »
"Rosebud.................."
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"

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« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2012, 01:11:56 PM »
Wow!  Perfect obscure cross-media reference.
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