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Gen. Dreedle

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Oh, so that is what my problem is................
« on: August 10, 2012, 02:27:37 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/08/09/stress-makes-men-appreciate-larger-women/


I thought it was just because I was Italian.

Anyway................this is not good news. The last thing I need is competition.
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Re: Oh, so that is what my problem is................
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2012, 05:05:30 PM »
No reason for worry, those tests were conducted only on British mens.
I prefer busty brunetess in all circumstances, stressed or not  ;)
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Re: Oh, so that is what my problem is................
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2012, 07:43:37 PM »
Yeah, as soon as I saw it was a bunch of Geordies..............

"What about this one?"
"Aye, ah fancy hor..........ah dee."
"And this one?"
"Aye........how 'boot a shag, luv."
"This one?"
"Nay, ah divvun' fancy hor. Got nae teets, ya knaa wot ah mean? Ah mean, they's laak fried eggs."

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Geordies are like Scots with their brains blown out.

What the study should have proven is Geordies will shag most anything, depending on how many pints they have downed.
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Re: Oh, so that is what my problem is................
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2012, 09:58:40 AM »
Yes, it is well known fact, after few drinks all unattractive girls dissapear.

About Geordies, after how many pints would they shag this one?  ;D
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Re: Oh, so that is what my problem is................
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2012, 11:09:11 AM »
If they weren't so cheap, they may pay for that one.
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Re: Oh, so that is what my problem is................
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2017, 03:27:39 PM »
http://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2017/01/14/met-office-alert-sighting-geordie-woman-jacket-newcastle/
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If it's worth reading about, the Rochdale Herald will have the only view you'll need on it. Make Murdoch & Co look like rank amateurs!

Been fixing and listening to audio for waaay too long....

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Re: Oh, so that is what my problem is................
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2017, 05:01:22 PM »
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Roads have been closed, flights have been cancelled and trains won’t run until Northumbria Police track down the woman and confirm she is indeed a Geordie and not a Mackem.


Well, that explains everything!!!!!!!!


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"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
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