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Gen. Dreedle

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"Frankenstein" scores on himself!
« on: October 04, 2011, 04:56:10 PM »
OK, that may be the most tasteless thing I have posted, in light of this:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090604/ap_on_en_ot/as_obit_carradine

But leave it to Phred to point out that David Carradine is dead, apparently by his own hand. As Phred put it:

"How would you like your obit to mention that you were in Death Race 2000?"

If you saw that movie, then you would understand the "score" reference. (But it did have a "happy ending". Frankenstein became President Frankenstein, and "scored" on the annoying announcer. Such a pleasant ending!)

As for who else will have that in their obit.......I can only think of one person............

Stallone.

YO!

"2 gallons of blood. Car fu. Machine gun fu. King fu. Announcer fu. 6 breasts. And best of all, no plot to get in the way of the story. 3 stars. Joe Bob sez check it out."
"Major Danby, sir."
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"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
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Re: "Frankenstein" scores on himself!
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2011, 04:56:59 PM »
Fox News is now reporting that there are inconsistencies with the suicide theory.

Koko Taylor has also passed away today.
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Re: "Frankenstein" scores on himself!
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2011, 04:57:33 PM »
Well......that was my first thought.

Seems like that theory is gaining credence:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090605/ap_on_en_mo/as_carradine_death

Yes, as tasteless as the title is, well, he probably did it to himself.

As for scoring.....I forget........I'll dig out my copy and report back.

There are 2 versions of the original out there. The version they can show on TV and the one with boobies. Joe Bob sez check out that one.
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"Sir?"
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Re: "Frankenstein" scores on himself!
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2011, 04:58:29 PM »
Thanks to someone back in the UK for pointing this one out. Hell, it is it "Th' San", gotta be true!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2472844/Kill-Bills-Dave-loved-kinky-sex.html
"Major Danby, sir."
"Danby. D-A-N-B-Y."
"Take him out and shoot him."
"Sir?"
"I said take him out and shoot him. Can't you hear?"