You mean you actually knew girls, back in HS? And one even talked to you!!! Wow..................
The only time any spoke to me was when they went "Get away from me, creep!", or "Don't look at me, you little twerp!", or "Get any closer to me, and I will get my boyfriend to beat you up!"
40+ years later, they are so fat their hubbies don't want them, and they need someone like me to fix their broken techie stuff....................
"I remember you. You were that skinny girl that used to threaten to have her boyfriend beat me up, if I got too close to you when we were standing at our lockers..................which were side-by-side. And now you aren't so skinny...............where is your boy friend now?
"Yeah.............he isn't here. And neither is any other guy that just to fawn over you. But the creep is. And you need him to fix something that is broken. Yeah.............right.
"So, I'm supposed to forget about all the crap you gave me, back in HS. Just because I am broke, I am supposed to swallow my pride, and fix your broken stuff. Yeah.............
"Hmmmm...............none of your old boyfriends are here. Not only can't they fix your crap, they don't want you, since you packed on the pounds. Isn't that interesting.
"Well, tell you what..............I'll think about fixin' your stuff. But, it isn't going to be my highest priority. If I do decide to fix it, it won't be done ASAP. How's that grab you?
"But, while you're here..........what are you doing tonight?"